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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently. " You did WHAT?!!"
the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went Pssst!' and it didn't move."