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The Kernel from Kentucky fried chicken goes to the pope and says, I want to give you a billion dollars. And the pope says that it is very generous, why does he want to do that.
And the Kernel says, because I have a condition. You must change the lords prayer. You know where it says give us this day, our daily bread . . . well I want that to say, Give us this day our daily chicken.
The pope says he is going to have to talk it over with the bishops and think about it. So the pope calls up the bishops and says, I have good news and bad news. What do you want first?
The bishops and cardinals all say, the good. So the pope tells them they are about to get 1 billion dollars.
Well, what is the bad news they want to know. So the pope says we are about to loose the wonder bread account.
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