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A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

• Oops!
• Has anyone seen my watch?
• Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingy
• There go the lights again ...
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• What do you mean, he's not insured?
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!