Three umpires were interviewed about how they call a baseball game. The newest umpire went first. And his response was. "I call them as they are" The two more veteran umpires laughed a bit. The seasoned umpire said “I do the best I can and call them for what I think they are." The veteran umpire laughed and said, "A ball isn’t a ball and a strike isn’t a strike until I say it is."
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