You know you are getting old when you start playing these games
- Sag, you're it.
- Hide and go pee.
- 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
- Kick the bucket.
- Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
- Musical recliners.
- Simon says something incoherent.
- Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.