A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:
- Has anyone seen my watch?
- Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingy
- There go the lights again ...
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- What do you mean, he's not insured?
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!