Once and for all, I have empirical proof, dogs are better than cats.
So the debate can finally be settled.
(I came up with this on my own)
Have you ever heard of a crazy old cat lady? Yes, we all have.
It is a woman, old, alone, with a lot of cats, and kind of crazy.
Have you ever heard of a crazy old dog lady? Nope.
Which just proves, that having a lot of cats, makes you crazy.
Having a lot of dogs, never makes you crazy.
Dogs are better.